my kind of diet is eating everything i can then hoping to lose weight over night
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at
I’ve got a new link for you. Not my picture but I had to put one to submit. It’s from a blog I just discovered called the Fat Naked Art Project. It’s beautiful and seemed like a good resource.
I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.
Christ on a bike!
i cAN’T BRHREATEH
That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.
I am sushi is the best answer.
words cannot express my love for this picture
this is a necessity for me
dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo
all right, you’ve convinced me.